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Forum: In the News
Thread (Discussion): [KATC 3] House approves sex offender notification bill
Message 167842
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Posted by admin
on Nov 22, 2005 02:41 PM | Also by admin
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Discuss the article House approves sex offender notification bill, which appeared on KATC 3 on November 17, 2005.
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Message 167869 (In Reply to Message 167842)
Posted by orolan
on Nov 22, 2005 10:31 PM | Also by orolan
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The bill also would require registered sex offenders who are away from their registered addresses for more than 30 days to notify local authorities at their new locations.
How will these clowns know the offender complied?
John Sex Offender - "Officer, now that I've been here in Odessa for 31 days I have to notify you that I'm a sex offender."
Viktor Kalishnikov, Ukranian Police Captain - "What's a sex offender"?
John - "Doesn't matter. But I'm notifying you."
Viktor - "Why?"
John - "Because they said I had to."
Viktor - "Who?"
John - "Louisiana."
Viktor - "Never heard of him."
John - "Louisiana is a state, not a person."
Viktor - "A state? Like sleeping and awake, dead or alive?"
John - "No you idiot. A STATE. You know, like a little country within a country."
Viktor - "Hey. Don't call me an idiot. You mean like a province?"
John - "YES"
Viktor - "Don't yell. OK, so this state said you had to tell me?"
John - "Yes"
Viktor - "Why?"
..............................and so it went on, until Viktor finally told John to get out of his office because he had better things to do than listen to John talk about idiotic requirements Louisiana had the audacity to think they could impose on him, a sworn officer of the Ukrainian National Police.
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Message 168320 (In Reply to Message 167869)
Posted by rabbitreborn
on Nov 30, 2005 09:36 PM | Also by rabbitreborn
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LMAO I need to read the news articles more often.....orolan are you sure you aren't writing for the local paper's comics section?
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Message 168339 (In Reply to Message 168320)
funny
Posted by poetsdreamscape
on Dec 01, 2005 01:32 AM | Also by poetsdreamscape
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Im still laughing
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Message 168390 (In Reply to Message 168320)
Posted by orolan
on Dec 01, 2005 05:22 PM | Also by orolan
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No but my little brother is an up and coming comedian in LA and has done shows in several highly regarded comedy clubs in LA, Vegas, Chicago, Dallas, Tampa and Miami.
I write a LOT of material for him;-))
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Message 168396 (In Reply to Message 168339)
why
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on Dec 01, 2005 05:56 PM | Also by anti
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what do you find so funny?
anti
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Message 168441 (In Reply to Message 168390)
Posted by Renunciation
on Dec 02, 2005 05:51 PM | Also by Renunciation
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Oh we LOVE comedy clubs.........
Can you PM me the club he does in LA?!
That was a pretty funny skit too.
LOL
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167842, admin, Nov 22, 2005 02:41 PM [Introduction]
167869, orolan, Nov 22, 2005 10:31 PM
168320, rabbitreborn, Nov 30, 2005 09:36 PM
168339, poetsdreamscape, Dec 01, 2005 01:32 AM [funny]
168396, anti, Dec 01, 2005 05:56 PM [why]
168390, orolan, Dec 01, 2005 05:22 PM
168441, Renunciation, Dec 02, 2005 05:51 PM
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